When you’re out with the girls and you’re busting out some serious moves (with the help of tequila of course), there is not a single track you won’t dance along with… But there are some you really shouldn’t try and shake your arse to…
Sauce have gathered 6 songs girls think they can dance to… And really, really can’t.
‘But this is my JAM!’
1. Britney Spears & Iggy Azalea ‘Pretty Girls’
You just know you’re going to hear this at some point on your Friday night, and everyone loves a bit of Britney, right? But prancing around in your ‘I Love Pink’ t shirt will never have the effect you hope for.
2. Miley Cyrus ‘We Can’t Stop’
You can’t keep still as you wait for it to truly kick in, and while there may not be room to twerk and grind in a dingy student nightclub, hell, you’re going to do it anyway. Oh look at that pillar, that’ll make a great platform for my dance moves.
3. Rihanna ‘Rude Boy’
She knows how to shake those hips better than anyone, but when you hear this in a nightclub and grab the nearest guy to serenade, (while you sip on your vodka and Coke, through a straw, obviously) there will be duck pout overload. And that’s just plain cringe.
4. Deorro x Chris Brown ‘Five More Hours’
Every track these days seems to boast of the wild night surrounding it, so why not throw on some Chris Brown and find yourself on the floor by the end of it? Nobody really knows how to dance to songs like this, but oh well, throw your arms in the air and pretend you do.
5. Azalea Banks ft Lazy Jay ‘212’
What night wouldn’t be right without a bit of 212? Girls, get a load of your attitude and feel naughty at singing c*nt out loud. Ohhhh-Error. It’ll soon be the track of your freshers week.
6. Cascada ‘Evacuate The Dancefloor’
We’re taking it way back to one of those movie moments when you and your girls enter the club… So why not make that a reality and clear the dance floor with your dance moves? Err…