Whether it’s a Nigella recipe or a fashion icon’s outfit, some things just never quite work out the same as the big guys, does it?
Here are 7 times sex in the movies looks nothing like real life…
1. How Films Picture Oral.
How Your Girl Going Down On You Really Looks.
2. When Actors Have Sex On The Sofa.
How Sofa Sex Actually Pans Out…
3. When Sex In The Shower Looks Easy.
When You Try, Over And Over Again…
4. When Losing Your Virginity Is Sophisticated.
When It Really, Really Isn’t…
5. When A Guy Carries A Girl And It’s All Romantic…
When You Fu*king Hate Gender Roles.
6. When Two Guys Getting It On Love A Bit Of Kink.
When You Try Spice Things Up Yourselves.